I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.– Andy Warhol (via ceedling)
yo man do you smoke?
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
puppyluver43 must have been chilling at the riveene puppyluver43: my throat hurts so scared i have gonorrhea because when emma’s throat hurt she had gonorrhea!!!!
My New Blog
Winning the Break Up: The Art of War
The only thing better than falling in love with somebody is breaking up with them. The first few weeks after the break up are filled with sabotage, manipulation, tantrums, and alcohol- it’s like all of my favorite things wrapped up into one. My biggest strength is probably my ability to make a really great sad playlist, that and my ability to say “That’s cute!” in a really bitchy way, also I...