I love you. I love you, but I’m turning to my verses and my heart is closing like a fist. Words! be sick as I am sick, swoon, roll back your eyes, a pool, and I’ll stare down at my wounded beauty which at best is only a talent for poetry.
I recently had a life changing moment where I realized I need to become a ballerina. Or, really what I realized is that I already am a ballerina, I just don’t do ballet. Most people went through this phase when they were six. But when I was six I wanted to be a baby doll and since I’ve pretty much already done that (big eyelashes, motionless, fake, etc.) so I guess I’m finally ready to go...
I have the Stomach Flu!!
www.sharkshirt.wordpress.com I have the stomach flu. I know, I know, I’m really lucky. Not only do I barely have the urge to eat, anything I do eat comes right up. It’s a like a dream come true. I predict that if I really play my cards right I can keep this bug for at least four more days! Not to mention being sick is super great. I just lay around and watch Sex in the City; it’s like being stoned...
You're Ruining Spring for Me
This nice weather is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me in my life (besides Lana Del Ray.) When it first gets warm everyone dresses so tacky. I literally saw a person in capris the other day. I would tell you what her boyfriend was wearing but I don’t think I’m emotionally ready to revisit that yet. Also, everyone keeps pressuring me to go outside and do something because it’s so nice out....
What I'm getting from this
Full Blog at www.sharkshirt.wordpress.com What you’re wearing: Flare Jeans What you’re telling me: “I have not bought new clothes since the Spice Girls’ last cd.” ************************************************************************************** What you’re wearing: White running shoes for everyday activates What you’re telling me: “I love being a...
Saint Patricks Day! (don't make me drink beer or...
www.sharkshirt.wordpress.com On the surface it might seem like I would like Saint Patrick’s days since I find it calming when groups of people are dressed in the same color palette and I enjoy days that work to erase the stigma of day drinking. I don’t really remember last SPD because the green pill I took in an effort to be festive made me a little hazy when I mixed it with a series of vodka...
www.sharkshirt.wordpress.com If there is one thing I love more than bottles of vodka with great packaging (there isn’t) it’s sleeping in till 4pm. I’m trying to grow my bangs out so I need about twice as much sleep as the average newborn. But now the time has come to wake up before noon because sleeping in late should be taken as seriously as any other signs you need to pull your life together-...
Full Blog at http://sharkshirt.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/betrayed/ I don’t try to hide the fact the my dermatologist is the most important person in my life. If yours isn’t then you need to find a new one. I’m pretty sure Dr. Mish is high on drugs half the time and I still let her give me shots in my face. That’s the kind of trust you need. (On a side note, I view her intoxication as plus because...
FROM WWW.SHARKSHIRT.WORDPRESS.COM What I’m getting from this: Phone Edition- Subtext messaging Posted: March 10, 2012 | Author: How To Be A White Girl | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: body language, fat booth, iPhone, phones, Siri, subtext, text messages | Modify: Edit this |Leave a comment » What you’re doing: Texting me twice in a row What you’re saying: “Desperate! Desperate! I...